My birthday present to you…a Batgirl photoshoot!

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh – BATGIRL!

Tomorrow is my birthday (don’t even bother asking, I’m not going to tell you how old I am) so I decided to give YOU, my awesome readers, a gift for sticking with me for the past year and a half.

I wrote a little story to go along with the pictures…sort of a pseudo-comic if you will.  I hope you enjoy it.

Oh, and please feel free to thank me for putting my friend into my Slave Leia costume.  I figured that if I have to rescue a damsel in distress, she might as well be scantily clad and amazingly hot.  Just looking out for you my friends.

Anyhooters, here goes:

The night is dark. Dark and dangerous. A lone heroine stalks the night keeping an eye out for trouble.

She climbs over the rooftops, lithe and agile. She watches and waits.

A scream tears through the silence.  Someone is in trouble!

Oh no! A thug has a helpless damsel in distress in his grips!

The thug eyes her skeptically. He doesn’t see her as a threat. He has made a horrible mistake.

She shows him her mean right hook!

The thug is stunned and doesn’t see it coming when she plants her totally practical stiletto boot square in his chest!

HNG prevails. 

The streets are safe once again.  At least for now…

Don’t worry fair maiden, HNG will always be here to keep you safe.

To the victor goes the spoils…wait…I mean, allow me to escort you home fair maiden…

HNG takes to the rooftops once more.

A Superhero’s work is never done.

Bad guys beware: she’ll be watching. And waiting. And looking hot while doing it so don’t get any ideas buster.

A HUGE thank you to Jon Upson for taking such amazing pictures (check out his website here) and to Darcy and Joy for joining in on the HNG shenanigans (as Jon would say).